Some dudes with a camera asked Bill Murray for an autograph, and instead of giving them one he offered to shoot a Wes Anderson-style slow motion walk with them.
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my outfit for the next 5 days
my outfit for the next 5 years
(Source: youngcarnivore, via smurfpenis)
top 5 most useful majors:
- old money
- president
- wall street broker
- media conglomerate CEO
- being good friends w/ jay-z
i should have majored in being good friends w/ jay-z, what am i doing with my life
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cartoon steam blowing out of my ears at being told yet again by someone i should be able to look up to that my choice of major and career and therefore all my hard work is irrelevant as i am not and never will be the “breadwinner” because i’m a girl
obviously in order to disprove this idiocy i will have to become the next mrs baird
may my yeast rise swiftly and with fervor

According to Faye Dunaway, Evelyn’s eye wound was meant to parallel the story of Oedipus. Dunaway had to fight to keep this in the film - when there was a problem getting the makeup/prosthetics, the filmmakers wanted to change where Evelyn would be shot.
(Source: filmtrivia)
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
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