anticoolgeek:

themano:

White moms

my sister & i were just quietly hanging out when i played this with the volume a bit too loud. guess what her reaction was?

#*gasp* you scared me

I AM NOT A WHITE MOM

Notes
Notes

coffeepeople:

Going to start a band called “The Dark Circles You Can’t Get Rid Off”. And our hit single will be “No Amount of Makeup”

Notes

cradleandtrap:

phrux:

yes

Pretty much the plot of Diary by my pal CP

Notes

uzmama:

me in the future probably

Notes
this week

i’ve applied to roughly 50 jobs, got a big head start on my nanowrimo prep, helped my sister paint her room the prettiest fucking shade of lavender you’ve ever seen, had 2 successful phone conversations, AND i’ve only cried like three times

i’m a fuckin boss y’all

Notes
Notes

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

Notes
allsadnshit:

"I hate responsibilities and will turn down even the ones I want" - 6 / 3 / 14

allsadnshit:

"I hate responsibilities and will turn down even the ones I want" - 6 / 3 / 14

Notes
Notes

“And every day, the world will drag you by the hand, yelling, “This is important! And this is important! And this is important! You need to worry about this! And this! And this!” And each day, it’s up to you to yank your hand back, put it on your heart and say, “No. This is what’s important.”

Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This for You (via larmoyante)
Notes

Bergman Island (2004)

Notes

hungryhungryhiba:

ya allah fill my mothers inbox with rishtas made of pics like these

Notes
roflamao:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Truly inspirational

i honestly feel better about my life now

roflamao:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Truly inspirational

i honestly feel better about my life now

Notes
Notes
S